Self Tanner Gone Bad

Have you ever applied self tanner and ended up looking like this?  I have.  The sad thing is a couple of times I thought it looked good (yes, I have done it more than once).  I was in denial. 

Henry’s self tanner of choice: tomato sauce.

Now that’s some good color!

He even highlighted or low lighted his hair.  Which ever way it goes.  Maybe red lighted?

Now that’s an expression of job satisfaction.

All this work makes a man hungry.

Henry.