Saturday, April 18, 2009
Dear God from the Dog
I stole this off another blog -
TO: GOD
FROM: THE DOG
Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?
Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.
1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table .
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
TO: GOD
FROM: THE DOG
Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?
Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.
1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table .
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
Thursday, April 16, 2009
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Centering Reunion
We had a Centering Pregnancy reunion last night. Four boys were there and the one girl didn't make it. It was really fun to see all the little babies.
Nolan (born last) and mommy & Forrest (born first) and mommy
Angus (born in the middle) and parents
My favorite picture
Henry born second
Angela the midwife who delivered Henry
3 midwives and Nolan and mommy
Nolan (born last) and mommy & Forrest (born first) and mommy
Angus (born in the middle) and parents
My favorite picture
Henry born second
Angela the midwife who delivered Henry
3 midwives and Nolan and mommy
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
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Sunday, April 12, 2009
Happy Easter
Happy Easter. Thank God for Christ dying on the Cross and shedding His blood to pay for our sins. Thank God he conquered death and rose again. Happy Easter.
Saturday, April 11, 2009
4 Weeks Old Today
Henry got a 4 week birthday present in the mail today from Mishelle, Jason and family in MS. You can see the rattle slippers in the picture from today. They are so cute along with everything else he got!
Henry went to Moody's Diner for the first time today.
4 weeks today
He looks like Uncle Vinny getting ready to punch someone's lights out
Aunt Jana
Uncle Rob
Henry passed out and the flowers Dave got me. Henry can move all over the table on his stomach.
Henry's Feet
Henry went to Moody's Diner for the first time today.
4 weeks today
He looks like Uncle Vinny getting ready to punch someone's lights out
Aunt Jana
Uncle Rob
Henry passed out and the flowers Dave got me. Henry can move all over the table on his stomach.
Henry's Feet
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